GPU BENCHMARKS
Breaking expensive silicon responsibly.
01 / HOW DEEP?
Debugging is
just archaeology
with worse tools.
- 01APPLICATIONstill your problem
- 02RUNTIMEprobably your problem
- 03OPERATING SYSTEMinteresting
- 04KERNELthis is getting bad
- 05DRIVERdocumentation unavailable
- 06HARDWAREvoid your warranty
- 07COREno witnesses
- 08FUCKyou have arrived
02 / DIAGNOSTIC
Ask the machine.
Regret the answer.
Corefuck Diagnostic Shell [Version 0.0.0-unstable]
Type help to make things worse.
03 / THE MANIFESTO
We build things.
We break things.
We debug things we probably shouldn't have touched.
Sometimes the bug is in the frontend.
Sometimes it's in the backend.
Sometimes it's in the kernel.
And sometimes...
it's just corefucked.
04 / EXPERIMENTS
Questionable engineering,
carefully documented.
COMING SOON
LOCAL AI
Models running where they probably shouldn't.
DEV TOOLS
Tiny tools for stupidly specific problems.
PRICE SIGNAL
Watching hardware prices so humans don't have to.
×FATAL ERRORCF_CORE_0001
- MESSAGE
- The problem exists somewhere between the keyboard and production.
- STACK TRACE
developer.ts:42
coffee.ts:404
production.ts:666
corefuck.ts:0